Leave the city, the suburb, lock the gate on your picket
Say “yes” to Jewels Vista, it’s a rather cheap ticket
The treadmill of life doles out much wear and tear
Instead dab on a little salve of fresh mountain air
Withdraw, renew, return to your flow
Your inner child wants to hear you say, “Kid, let’s go!”
No cage here, no latch, not even a ground mark
It’s a journey to much quiet, plenty-places to park
Bring some apples, bananas or tart-tangy pickles
Especially the kind that give mouth-watering tickles
Lost in this wilderness, take off your mask-suit
Out here it’s okay to shoot out a gargantuan toot
Whether it’s burping, belching or bending over to puke
Just know there’s no creature here that you can out-spook
Sounds from your body will carry for miles
Your friends you will know by their chuckling smiles
Neutralize the negativity as you nestle in these hills
Paralyze all your problems, even those quick-calling bills
This place is quite safe, embrace all the squeamish
Just your thoughts to explore, extoll or extinguish
Come here to experience all that’s basic true pleasure
When you leave here you take with you something to treasure
This place can remind you of places you’ve been
Just so we’re clear it has no equal, no twin
Relax and revive here, your chores are snap-gone
There’s nothing to water, not even a lawn
As you head to these hills, howl a tune to the sky
Toast the loves of your life, chug the juice of a fly
If you’re stressed or depressed, say Adios to the toil
Best advice to the Self, “Let’s return to the soil !”
You only live once in this hardly-free nation
Maintain your good health, take a two-day vacation
Come visit in spirit those who’ve come before you
James, Danny and Robert and someone named Drew
This offer awaits you, but like all things expires
Just press the “book” button to realize your desires
Want to bask in the beauty of these 40 wild acres?
Hurry to Jewels Vista, here come the undertakers!