I’m your mighty motorhome
I was designed to free-roam
Fun memories for you I help make
I run circles around any made-in-China keepsake
Either you tow me and go
To various places outside
Or hire my Owner to park at
The perfect spot you’ve identified
Decide it’s near water?
Bring towels and some shorts
Got devices that holler?
I’ve got TONS of charging ports
Connect your game system
I’m modern and new
My private space has doors that
Block little eyes from the view
The main fridge is on the in
There’s even one on the out
Bring a bag of dried animal skin
Why not catch you some rainbow trout
My generous ice-cube machine
Makes cold drinks on the go
Giggle and smile, my dear King and Queen
You can even stand TALL in my shower flow
My cabin is the scent of roses at dawn
My A/C blows cold when you flip the switch on
My floor’s been swept clean
The metal sink gleams, now you can
Mend those broken relationship seams
Grab granola bars of protein
Fill the fridge with some ham
Bring a case of bottled water
And even peanut butter and jam
Plan out this easy journey
See the smiles of loved ones
If you want to get fancy
Bring some burgers and buns
If your kids are still young
Don’t wait till they’re all grown
Just rent me today
No need for a bank loan